Hell

- I was not made in Heaven.

- Do you think you're gonna get to Heaven?

- No. I don't want to.

- You don't want to?!?!...

- No. Hell is much better. Look at the interesting people that you're gonna meet down there. And you're gonna be there too, you know?

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